magic is cool

veganlove:

if i had a gun, I would make these mother fuckers dance

I read this and first thought Peeta from the hunger games. How could you hate Peeta?

Two turds in a toilet

Going through jewelry

Ghetto reading light

I gave Zealand a few skittles and we wanted more, so I gave him a figgy newton instead and he just tore it up. I said, “bitch, it tastes like skittles” and this was his response. Now he’s cleaning his toes with a toothbrush.

More like, which is winter/summer?

New and old flowers

Manly things you will find in our back yard: exhibit B

Manly things you will find in our yard: exhibit A